Cucumber leads to nasty breakup between couple

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An innocent looking picture sent by one Grace Mukombwe of Maritzburg in KwaZulu Natal became the reason her boyfriend broke up with her, accusing of cheating on him with a cucumber.

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The couple, who had been in a relationship for over 8 months had a heavy fight after Grace had sent her bae, Luke, the image to say goodnight. Upon close inspection, Luke saw a cucumber which suggested that Grace has been using it to satisfy herself s_exually. To make matters worse, the pair had just had s_ex an hour earlier.

Speaking to LiveMonitor, Luke said :

“We had just finished bonking and I got home and we started chatting. I asked her for a pic so I could sleep well, you know, things that lovers do.” It was when the photo was sent did Luke see his apparent ‘replacement’.

“I asked her why she had a cucumber in the room and she could not give a satisfactory answer. I was mad as hell so I ended things with her. I can’t compete with a cucumber”, said Luke.

Grace however had a different version and suggested she wanted to eat the cucumber before going to bed.

“I had the cucumber there because I wanted to eat it. Luke is just finding reasons to break up with me to avoid buying a present on the 3rd of March. I bet he will come back crawling after that. Last time he broke up with me because I blue ticked him on WhatsApp”, she said.

Source : LiveMonitor

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